Shizum

a seizure jizz,

wow that man was having a shizum

by jizzer. March 2, 2010

Shcum

The act of shitting cum out of ones arsehole after anal sex.

Last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shcum after we had been having some bum fun!!!

by Rugeman81 April 18, 2014

Shiumbazooooo

An extremely funny word, usually used by people who get stoned on a daily basis.

shiumbazooooo!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sya wtah?

by Sk0pe December 3, 2003

shcumba

What anal sex smells like -- "shit cum and blood"

Similar to 'badussy' --- " booty, dick, and pussy'

It smells like shicumba in here!

by bustopoo March 25, 2004

Shitum

A Fiber supplement pill that consists of chicken grease, corn, prunes, and exlax.

Works best with Taco Bell* food.

I was realy really constipated, so my doctor gave me a Shitum with Taco Bell* food

by Nuckyduk April 27, 2009

Shcump

An unflattering clump of mascara that appears in th e corner of the eye, usually referring to a teacher or boss.

Di you see Mrs. Smith's Shcump today? It was so lumpy!

by studwalrus December 9, 2008

shicupps

A particularly smelly fart.

Did that dude crap his pants or does he just have a bad case of shicupps?

by eldane November 2, 2011