Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.

We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.

by Gorshum April 12, 2011

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

by B-rizzle October 8, 2019

Shelvin

A very cool guy, who seems unapproachable on the surface; but when one gets to know him they will realize just how awesome and big he really is.

Wow, that guy sure is a Shelvin.

by awesomeguy101 December 15, 2010

shelvinate

when you are slow sippin' on crunk juice with your friends.

Dave: Grab a handle and a 30 and come by dude, lets shelvinate!
Aaron: Im already there bro-ham!

by daruski June 28, 2007

shelvinate

comin' through in the clutch with a 30 just before the packy closes

Ed "Damn dude its 8:59 and I haven't been to the store yet"

Patrick "I hope that ass clown steve can shelvinate for once"

Steve "Guy no worry, i shelvinated already"

by Tom J. August 2, 2007