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Skell Disease

A disease, usually fatal, that is transmitted by filthy non bill paying Skells that live in vacant buildings in ghetto crime ridden areas of major cities.
Don't go near that Skell you'll catch a Skell Disease
You can catch a Skell Disease by just looking at that nasty Skell.
by wl1923 January 25, 2011
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shelf duster

A woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf dusting -engaging in said activity.
"I love watching a shelf duster do her business after a little snack. They should make shelf dusting videos!"
"After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting."
by Darlinka Kevina November 27, 2013
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Top shelf dude

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.
"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.
by tj24hours September 12, 2014
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Shelly de Killer

A professional assassin from ace attorney. He has kidnapped Maya Fey and killed like more than 2 people. He's also thicc and british
Me:Wow! This dude's good at his job, Shelly de Killer must be thicc
by skiddiee May 24, 2021
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front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease
by Geoff January 2, 2006
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smell deaf

Complete loss of one's sense of smell for a short period of time.
Tony: That steak sauce smells like motor oil.

Tom: Really? I can't smell it...come to think of it I can't smell anything right now...I think I just went smell deaf.
by xthekrakenx June 22, 2011
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Shelf Dick

When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.

"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."

Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"

Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
by 352 Boys April 23, 2011
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