Shelfie

A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.

Turn out all the lights!

But first, let me take a Shelfie!

by SnowShadows July 24, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.

Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.

by Shellfie June 03, 2014

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger February 23, 2014

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 07, 2016

Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking Molly the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 12, 2023

Shelfie

Taking a selfie while inserting drugs into your anus. Often performed as part of a train wreck.

“Checkout this shelfie I took while I was train wrecking the other night. 1g straight to the top shelf”

by Elf on a Shelfie April 12, 2023

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while pushing out a huge shit.

I sent my girlfriend a shelfie and she sent one back.

by Dickacil February 04, 2016