Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.
Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.
Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
by backinbowl February 17, 2010
Get the shear stupiditymug. plays bass and guitar for the garden. is also quite greasy. dresses like a pirate. has a side project called enjoy. met him, very nice person! the funny twin. Vada Vada
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___
follow @wyattshears & @___enjoy_official___
by Puzzleenjoyer November 24, 2021
Get the Wyatt Shearsmug. drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.
y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."
by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018
Get the Fletcher Shearsmug. Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
Get the sheep shearingmug. Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
by TehOwner February 27, 2015
Get the Shearing the sheepmug. by S.C.A.B. September 15, 2019
Get the pinking shearsmug. To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.
by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015
Get the Hedge shearsmug.