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shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.
That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.
by prototypical December 27, 2006
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Shartster

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag
hipster, shart, shartster
by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011
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Shartlantis

1.) An elevated place one experiences through extreme shartosis

The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears

2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
1.) Friend 1 -"Have you seem that movie This is the End?"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"

2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*

"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"

3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"

son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
by MickJicken May 26, 2014
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Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.
Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.
by Steek3636 August 2, 2019
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Sharist

a sharist is someone who always share several posts on facebook
person 1 : ayy brah im bored asf lemme go share those posts

person 2 : oh you also a "Sharist" ?

person 3 : yessir
by blackforces vibes January 7, 2022
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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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Shartist

One who regards the fibers of his or her cotton briefs as a canvas to be painted upon.
After that taco bell and fruit salad, I feel like making a shartist rendering of the Mona Lisa
by yourdirtydiaper August 23, 2009
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