sharticles

The microscopic elements that can be found in the air during a bowel movement.

OMG Bret just used the bathroom - you can practically see the sharticles in the air.

by Booger, Booger & Fartybutt August 25, 2011

Sharticle

Articles that are a little on the "shart" (shit in British English) side.

Did you read that sharticle about all men being evil from BuzzFeed yesterday?

by memester69 July 31, 2016

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Sharticles

Trace evidence of sharts.

97% of fitted sheets currently on mattresses around the world, contain sharticles.

by SuperDuper65 February 28, 2023

Sharticles

Super small particles of green watery shit that come out of your booty when you fart. The smell is just the worst. And don't get me started on the sound. Like OH MY GOD!!! Imagine two really old wrinkly people just going at it from behind and when he is going she just squirts sharticles all over him. Another name for it is Fart Dust.

Avery: "You're so gross, you're getting sharticles everywhere."
Naomie: "Shut up Avery, at least I clean up my fart dust."

by Gaaruto Senpai November 29, 2017

News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian

I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles

by unDURYEAted February 2, 2019

Sharticle

An article emailed to others while taking a shit.

I sent my friends a sharticle from Pulse while on the porcelain throne!

by Tito55 August 8, 2013