sharticles

The microscopic elements that can be found in the air during a bowel movement.

OMG Bret just used the bathroom - you can practically see the sharticles in the air.

by Booger, Booger & Fartybutt August 23, 2011

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Articles that are a little on the "shart" (shit in British English) side.

Did you read that sharticle about all men being evil from BuzzFeed yesterday?

by memester69 March 11, 2016

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Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

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Super small particles of green watery shit that come out of your booty when you fart. The smell is just the worst. And don't get me started on the sound. Like OH MY GOD!!! Imagine two really old wrinkly people just going at it from behind and when he is going she just squirts sharticles all over him. Another name for it is Fart Dust.

Avery: "You're so gross, you're getting sharticles everywhere."
Naomie: "Shut up Avery, at least I clean up my fart dust."

by Gaaruto Senpai November 29, 2017

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