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sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.
"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"
sharton me by Swade33 December 16, 2013

Shartonnay 

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
Shartonnay by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013
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shalton by Shalton July 1, 2017

Al Sharpton 

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.
Al Sharpton by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010

Sharldon 

A very passionate and loving human
Sharldons are kind and only give good vibes
Priyen loves sharldons
Sharldon is a king and nobody cam defeat him
Sharldon by anonymous November 22, 2021
A person who is genuine and lovable.Always finds a way to solve her own problems and stives to make those around her happy
Having Shalton as a friend is a blessing
Shalton by Gfjdkevsjdjheksos November 22, 2021