Shalissa

Two names put together (her mother Shelly and her aunt Melissa) make up Shalissa's beautiful name.

Shalissa is a strong, independent, caring and kind hearted woman. Shalissa lives to make others happy without any expectation of return. Shalissa may give and give until she has nothing left and yet still carry that smile on her face. Shalissa is one of a kind, like her name.

Shalissa works hard to acquire everything she wants in life.

by AS1231 December 16, 2014

shlissade

The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.

Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?

I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!

by Merkins July 25, 2009

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.

"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)

by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007

shelissa

the thug name for elissa/elisabeth

the best nickname in the world for someone

usually a very fun, cool, collected, and funny person

they tend to have lots of fun but could easily eat stressed out

always on the go and hard to come by

they also have a rocking body

if you see a shelissa better keep her

did you see that shelissa girl?

ya she seems like so much fun!

by idek 173 January 14, 2017

sharisa

Sexy af. Awesome af. Kind when she wants to be. Extremely caring for the ones she loves the most. She's a sour patch. Not the one to piss off. Sensitive and studdorn. Loyal af. Funny af. Extremely lovable. One of a kind. Weird is her Unique. Best person you'll ever meet in your LIFE.

Person 1: There goes Sharisa

Person 2: Omg, I love her weird ass bruh

by Snowtown April 13, 2017

Sharissa

Sharissa is an amazing person that has a cute baby laugh and sings like a goddess and easy to talk to and such a good friend and one you could trust that is hella mf pretty.She has nice sense of humor and tries her best to make people’s day and for that exact reason is why sharissa is a hella good person

Sharissa is my bestfriend and she hella stoopid

by Manlady2847 July 13, 2019

Sharkisha'd

When a bitch punches someone and the Sharkisha super punch is mimicked. In other words, a bitch punches someone so hard they fall to the ground. Usually kicking follows the super punch.

Two bitches fighting and one botch super punches the other and she falls to the ground, person watching, "Damn that bitch got Sharkisha'd!"
Says a super punching bitch to her victim, "You just got Sharkisha'd bitch!"
"She pulled a Sharkisha on that hoe!"

by SlapDatHoe February 15, 2014