Sharief

An intelligent, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Sharief is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. A Sharief is the only type of guy you'd want to meet. He may freak out a few times in your relationship, but the way he loves you- you'll never ever let him go. If you let him go; you've made the worst mistake of your life right there. Always stay close with a Sharief because he's the most trust worthy guy in the world and knows his way to a womans heart.

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Sharief ever."

"You can trust Sharief, he is the most honest person I've ever met."

"Lucky her ! Sharief likes her ! That guy is such a charm !

by belaxox April 22, 2018

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sharkicorn

an extremely rare and majestic mythological creature which is the offspring of the unholy union of a shark and a unicorn. such a mating will only result in conception when the act occurs under a rare double rainbow. sharkicorns resemble great white sharks, but their skin is metallic silver and a glorious golden horn sprouts from the forehead. many sharkicorns opt to sport a tattoo of the letters BGS, bitches get stitches. sharkicorns are far more intelligent than sharks and more magical than unicorns. the sharkicorn communicates telepathically, and are believed to be masters of mind control. it is a well known fact that sharkicorns fart glitter, and the fart of a sharkicorn is the most potent aphrodisiac in the world. basically, sharkicorn trumps everything. the sharkicorn was first spotted in martha's vineyard in the summer of 1983, but had not been seen since until the summer of 2011 when a glorious sharkicorn appeared to the three musketeers of crazy and sent them on their most important mission ever: to educate the world about the majestic, glorious SHARKICORN!

*interesting trivia* the original lyrics to the hit '80s song were, in fact, NOT ""chake khan, chaka khan, lemme love you chaka khan", but rather "sharkicorn, sharkicorn, lemme love you sharkicorn".

also a term used in roller derby to describe scoring 35 points in a single jam.

that guy is so repellent he'd have to find a sharkicorn to fart on him to get laid.

derby - player 1: princess pisspot scored a unicorn in our last

bout!

player 2: 25 points isn't a big deal. dippin' dot

scored a sharkicorn!

by poisonH8FL August 18, 2011

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Put down the Sharpie

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.

"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."

by hodags1966 September 6, 2019

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Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

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