Shark Week

If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.

"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"

by AGeezy September 14, 2009

Shark week

Referring to the time each month a female is on her period, especially when referring to a group of friends in which the females' menstrual cycles are in sync due to pheromones.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Man, we need to ditch the girlfriends this weekend, it's shark week."

by solstice December 25, 2014

Shark Week

A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.

"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."

For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"

by Wordsy McWordersan November 21, 2013

Shark Week

Shark week is when a girl is on her period.

Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?

by Don’tTalkToMe June 1, 2019

shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015

shark week

shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.

girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet

by m.henk1313 September 1, 2019

Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

by Crybug June 7, 2015