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2k Sharpshooter

A bitch ass nigga who runs through endless screens, suffers from depression, only has friends on the game, questioning sexuality, and throws a temper tantrum when they lose a game. Favorite words are: Greenlight Nation, Green Bean, GREEEEEN, stop selling, we’re coming back.
by StraightFactsCoach June 24, 2018
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Sarasota

Hell's waiting room.
I should invest in a funeral home in Sarasota.
by Madlinx June 4, 2005
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sarasota

the place where driving is like moving around cones, because of the snowbirds whose buicks are the size of Tulsa. The place where ridiculously pale midwestern tourists come down to visit their redneck counterparts and show off their new tribal tattoos and trendy abercrombie board shorts while they get hammered at the daquiri deck. the place that feigns diversity and sophistication because it is still segregated (admit it), but most of all it is the sweetest town on the gulf coast, with some of the most beautiful babies (all local) and the best weather one could ever ask for. SRQ, represent.
by Snooty the manatee April 5, 2005
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German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.
by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011
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sarasota pumpkin

When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.
Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?
by tyler batemen August 9, 2008
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Sarasota Soufflé

A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."

Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"

Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."

Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."

Jerald, "Dude..."
by Teratoma April 16, 2010
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Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.
After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!
by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012
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