the fattest man living on
earth who cant seem to understand that he's an old
fart and sucks at
basketball....and not to mention he got fucking swept in the first round of the playoffs
"yo mommas so
fat, i thought she was shaq"
interviewer-"shaq, you went
5 for 827 at the line
today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)