Shimmerance

An object that has a shimmering glow to it

"That's a nice necklace but, it lacks shimmerance....."

by Bassidhound September 18, 2012

Shimmerick

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.

Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."

by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016

Golic's Hammer

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

by Jer24 May 24, 2017

Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

Scammer Get Scammed

An act in which one takes upon himself/herself (gender equality) to scam (or steal) from a scammer whom has attempted or in awfully dastardly cases succeeded to scam you.
The SCAMMER is in most cases a squeaky American child who’s balls I assume will NEVER drop.

Scammer: DuDe WhY dId YoU tAkE aLl My ItEMS!?!?!?!

Good Guy: Scammer get scammed.

by Dickhead382 August 6, 2018

Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007