absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Shamblefrump

How women look when they come to work the morning after going out hard the night before.

-Did you see Sarah this morning?
-Yeah, she's a real Shamblefrump.

by Mrbenjamin November 13, 2010

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell February 6, 2006

shamblefuck

Term originates from Aston Gaels Tpur. Like a clusterfuck but just a million times worse. Where everything is a complete shambles but also proper fucked at the same time. e.g "This whole situation is fucking shambolic" could be described as being "Shamblefucked". Andrew Wing is credited as being the original "Shamblefucker"

Everything is fucked and it's a shambles, this is a proper Shamblefuck.

by ezeergood October 5, 2016

shablimble

During a game of Rocket League, the word shablimble is used to denote that you used some kind of skill or dribbling to get past an opponent and score a goal

Person 1: Mate that was a really good shablimble
Person 2: Thanks!

by NebulaInsomnia July 9, 2016

Sharambe

A homosexual mentally challenged broccoli that rapes all that rapes all ages of men young or old and all sorts of animals this half man half gorilla and half cocaine animal is known to go to zoo's and rape all sorts of animals from hippos to bugs he does it all in fact he killed his first goldfish by using his half inch punisher through his head how does this happen well his nut is so toxic and poisonous that it can kill a man with just one blow after killing his victims the wild sharambe nuts on there face and stores the privates and heads for sexual uses.most biologists use helicopters to land on his enormous forehead to watch the wild unidentified sex animal from a safe view

Sharambe rapied his grandpa

Sharambe fixed my rat problem by raping them out

Sharambe is a gay pervert dressed up as a junior high student

by fakename944124141 January 13, 2019