Streatham and Clapham High School

A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.

Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.

by anonymous beaver July 5, 2022

Streatham and Clapham High

A school for slags which pretends to be posh but really is a public school deep down. The SLT are shit and the girls all pretend to act like roadmen but in reality all have a university fund.

Those Streatham and Clapham High girls were looking fine in their grey blazers and Nike shoes!

by SCHS slag October 23, 2017

streater

Definiton 1 (noun) :The worst kind of male EVER. They whore around thinking every girl likes them, when in reality, they sorda want to kick him the nutsack. They think they can control their "friends" who secretly hate the fuck out of them. Also, has the most horrible hair known to mankind.

P.s. Usually has had surgeory on thier Nutsack after a fatal skateboard accident

Definiton #2 (verb): To be the biggest cockass ever.

1.Man #1: Man look at that whore with his bad hair and his nut scar, that girl doesn't even like him......
Man #2: I know he's just being a streater, what a cockass
Man #1: Now look at him trying to tell his friends what to do... Man i just want to shave his bad hair AND his gay moustache and tape it to his tongue.....
Man #2: True that homie....

by Jesus Jr. May 30, 2007

Screat

To scream and skeet simultaneously.

"I totally screated when she licked my taint."

"I can't help but screat when this song drops."

by nathanrules8 August 12, 2014

that's great!

sarcastically commenting on something that is lame.

TAS1: "Check it out man; this is my new sign for cool (making a weird hand signal)"
TAS2: "Uhhh... that's great!"

by Will L June 22, 2005

cheen screating

1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.

Dude would you quit cheen screating?

god dammit man stop it! you god damn cheen screater!

by BAlLZballZandmoreBaLLz June 21, 2009

sareatha

a very well educated, expressive short tempered woman, who likes to shorten all her long words, and when out of line, she will quickly respond.

Sareatha says "Nice to meech"and "check please"

by David0127 May 1, 2009