the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

Shit's fucked up

A basic description of life.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.

by ___O.O___ June 23, 2010

sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

Sucked

If your sucked you are extremely skinny. To even gain 1 pound of muscle you need eat atleast 8000 calories a day for 2 months. Being sucked is like being the class clown of the gym, everyone laughs at you all the time. Being sucked means you are skinny the wind blows you away as you walk, and the protein shake you drink weighs more than you. Sucked people also seem to think that they are in good shape because they can see their flat abs, but really they are borderline anorexic and cant even bench the baby bar. If you are sucked, please consider visiting a g.p and fixing your life up. Only pro of being sucked, is that girls love anorexic geezas, but in reality if anyone fights them, they will get banged differently and look like weezals.

Gym lad 1: bro you see that guy over there, hes sp sucked ain't he, he cant even do 2.5kg curls.
Gym lad 2: I know bro hes so sucked, all his muscle is on his penis.

by Sym1269 December 25, 2019

Sucked and fucked

A combination of oral sex followed by intercourse

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head

by Oopsitwasme July 2, 2017

Sucked into the ITG Machine

The act of being sucked into a In The Groove 2 dedicated cabinate by a malevolent force. This could involve objects, people, ideas, buildings, etc..

"Oh shit! Alex just got sucked into the ITG machine."
"Dammnit, I finished my synthetic division homework but it got sucked into the ITG machine."
"I asked her out, she said no and got sucked into the ITG machine"

by i dun maek dis up July 16, 2008