Skip to main content

Sexetary

1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.

2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.
Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.

Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.
by Cackus December 31, 2007
mugGet the Sexetary mug.

Sexter

One who partakes in Sexting.
Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?

David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.
by Lousy-David March 17, 2009
mugGet the Sexter mug.
Related Words

sextension visa

Visa extension to facilitate ongoing doing of the nasty (aka having hot steamy sex).
I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, we need to get a sextension visa for you so we can do it like rabbits.
by JohnConnor227 June 29, 2009
mugGet the sextension visa mug.

sexterror

When someone in your family (i.e. sibling, child, etc.) mistakenly sends a sext meant for their partner to you in error
Kevin: Oh, David sent me a text.
Ann: Yeah, so?
Kevin: Wait... what the fuck... Are these pictures of my brother taking selfies in the mirror naked - and in Darth Vader underwear!?
Ann: What!? No, David! That's a sexterror!
by Cebbin December 26, 2013
mugGet the sexterror mug.

Sexteros

Where the characters lived in the early seasons of Game of Thrones because of how much nudity and sex there was. Westeros? More like Sexteros!
"Hey, let's go to Sexteros and see who's naked tonight!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
mugGet the Sexteros mug.

sextathon

the act of sending numerous sext messages back and forth between two recipients.
Joe: You get me wet like first rain.

Murphy: why limit our sex lives to just us? We can get a big orgy going and call ourselves the freshmen 15

Joe: I need you to love every bone in my student body including mine.

Murphy: I want you inside my Porter Cave

..........And so forth over and over again

Murphy: we're having a sextathon !!!
by gloodwin June 29, 2011
mugGet the sextathon mug.

Sexterity

The level of sexual skill and ability one has. Can be increased over time with experience or stat enhancing clothing.
Dude, check out my awesome wizard hat. It gives me +7 sexterity.
by The Chubububu October 14, 2009
mugGet the Sexterity mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email