substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Sextitude

Very similar to sexyness but is a step up because it contains the word "tit" In it

"Not wearing a bra is the hight of sextitude"

by Thomas Scott Finlayson March 31, 2008

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011

substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.

Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"

by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008

Substitute swear word

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.

Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell

by Duraiken December 2, 2010

Sextitute

A replacement for sex. When you know your not getting it tonight.

Yea man, the ole lady made me some sextitute today, asked me if I would like some chocolate chip cookies. Thats when you know your not getting laid tonight. It's a sex substitute.

by Estaboner January 6, 2013

Suxstitution

To replace something that is just "OK" with something far worse.

This crappy rental car is a suxstitution for my corvette while it is the shop.

by t-boy May 27, 2012