Sexret 

N. Sex-ret : A secret that involves sex

"STOP BEING SO HOMOSEX YOU ARE REVEALING ALL YOUR FATHERS SEXRETS"

"I have a sexret. I am homosex and I did it with that one guy."

"Don't tell anyone I did her sister on the side, that's my little sexret."

"I'M SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE KEPT THIS SEXRET FROM YOU, BUT I SLEPT WITH OUR STEPMOTHER AND THAT'S WHY DAD DROWNED HIMSELF."

Sexret by liqvidsuneku May 6, 2010

sexoretical

theoretically sexy.

drizzling melted chocolate all about is sexoretical, but probably too messy when all is said and done.

sexoretical by magicMilk August 3, 2010

sexcrete 

Pertaining to the privacy of an individual's assigned genitalia in a public restroom.

Please be more sexcrete in the ladies' room, and stop obsessing over the existence of my penis.

sexcrete by Jennyjenburt May 18, 2016

sexcretary 

A friend who interviews other people for you as potential sexual partners. Usually in a socially drinking atmosphere with both of you present. Your sexcretary may ask questions either directly or indirectly in either a serious or humorous vein concerning the potential lucky person's dating status, size proportions of sexually exciting anatomy, favorite activities in bed, top/bottom preference, or any other combination designed to make both of you laugh and filter out some potential booty calls.

Go be my sexcretary and ask that chick if she's single.

sexcretary by jannypie November 21, 2010

sexret 

A scandalous secret involving sexual relations, usually pertaining to bands on tour.

Example one -
Girl one: I saw that guitarist (points to guitarist) getting it on with that girl over there (points to girl), and he has a girlfriend.
Girl two: I wonder if he will give us backstage passes if we threaten to tell his sexret.

Example two -
Alex and Lexy from Grey's Anatomy had sexrets.

sexret by Katherine and Danielle January 13, 2008

sexcret 

1. a secret about sex
2. not wanting anyone to know about you'r sexual intercourse with someone

*just finished with sexual intercourse*
Teacher:" omg if someone did sout about this I'm totally screwed!"
Girl:"me too!"
Teacher:"how about this will be our little sexcret?"
Girl:"yes!...PLEASE!!!"

sexcret by whiteboysaremyweakness August 12, 2014

sexret 

A sex secret

"I had a dream about you"
"Tell me what it was about?"
"It's a sexret"

sexret by dalezorz September 23, 2014