Sexcession

To ascend or suceed in power through sexual acts.

Of course he got promoted before me, he has been blowing the boss for weeks. It was a clear matter of sexcession.

by renogolem January 29, 2009

ford excursion

clearly another attempt by mankind to continue chipping away at earths already fragile ecosystem. manufactured solely for the purpose of depleating natural resources such as oil and oxygen at a much faster rate than other bus-sized vehicles. republicans love 'em.

" i can't wait to show the guys at the country club my new ' W The President ' sticker on my ford excursion! "

by k-town December 16, 2004

Sexclusion

When two out of three people in a group are in a flirtatous mode and obviously want to bang each other while completely exluding the third wheel.

While Bettie and Harold fondly caressed each other, Greta was in the corner feeling pangs of sexclusion.

by Stephanie Anne Brock November 10, 2008

sescussion

a discussion you have with yourself by yourself

noun: sescussion
verb: sescussing
adverb: sescussed

"He was sitting in his room with a thoughtful expression on his face while he had a sescussion whether or not britney spears 'hit me, baby, one more time' should be on his sexy time playlist."

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

Midwest Excursion

When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.

Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.

by Taybur August 8, 2023

spontaneous weekend excursion

The act of going somewhere without planning it.

Did you hear about John and Amanda? Their on there spontaneous weekend excursion! I think they went to California.

by birse18 July 8, 2009

French excursion

Hurts more than getting punched in the balls. Its when u go behind some one grab their balls and pull them backwards and up. "Hurts like a bitch that i did last night"

That night i gave him a french excursion when he was sleeping and laughed my ass off.

by Joey is her May 12, 2006