sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.

Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"

sesame street shit by Nick D September 27, 2005

sesame street sex

The act of putting on a tivo'd sesame street episode to distract the kiddies long enough for the adults to go have sex.

After we feed the kids lunch, lets have some sesame street sex.

sesame street sex by Spike O'Malley January 10, 2008

Sesame Street Special 

When you vomit undigested alphabet soup.

I heard John's kid let loose a Sesame Street Special all over him last night.

Sesame Street Special by chrominian January 20, 2018

Sesame Street Double Play 

A baseball double play featuring the pitcher (1) throwing to the catcher (2) to get the runner coming home and save a run scored, then throwing to the first-baseman (3) to get the batter moving towards first base.

The Yankees got out of a potential Grand Slam situation with a Sesame Street Double Play to end the 6th inning against Arizona Diamondbacks.

Sesame Street Double Play by brockhoward May 2, 2019

Sesame Street Comedy 

A comedy that isn't really a comedy but is in fact there to teach a life lesson or something stupid like that.

Franco: Hey Jimmy did you see "I love you Man"?

Jimmy: Yeah, it sucked. It was a little funny but was mostly a Sesame Street Comedy. I learned about love and life and almost vomited.

Sesame Street Comedy by Franco55 March 29, 2009

Sesame street brawl 

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.

The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.

Sesame street brawl by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Sesame Street Me 

When you fuck someone with puppets or some sort of odd ball creature roleplay sex.

"Sesame street me Jack. Fist me with a fucking muppet hand!"

Sesame Street Me by ClueMaster July 12, 2017