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Septum Piercing

Proposed fashion propaganda for rebellion minded folk to feel empowered about self mutilation.

In truth this ring origin comes from cattle as a means of controlling them. Taking on this piercing states that you self proclaim yourself as cattle, sheep, or are a waste of flesh for breeding.
I could tug on that cattle (septum piercing) ring and lead her anyway I want. Just like the government guides sheep.
by Nevose September 13, 2021
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septumal deviant

a coke addict. Refers to a deviated septum, which many chronic and heavy users of cocaine suffer due to erosion of the tissues in the inner nose.
I'd stay away from that septumal deviant, all she's got on her brain is that wack ass crack.
by Chomsky66 November 13, 2007
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septum piercing

a nose piercing that goes through your nostril and looks pretty flattering on most people.
by gabrielle_is_bored March 27, 2021
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Septum Fucking

The act of removing your sexual partners septum for the sole purpose of creating an additional facial cavity large enough to accomodate an average sized penis during intercourse.
James : " I talked Mark into septum fucking me last night."

Chuck : " Awesome"
by the septimus November 22, 2011
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septum retainer

Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
"Dude I can't wait until my piercing heals so I can take out this ugly septum retainer"
by whtevr4evr June 6, 2015
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faux septum ring

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.
Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016
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Nulla Septum

A great indie band. A guy and his dog.
The drummer from Nulla Septum is an ANIMAL!
by Ns0u June 22, 2016
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