semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016

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steamin' hot semen shot

n. A tongue-twister that can be used by females to enhance concentration during climactic moments of 8-bit video games

Guy: Say "steamin' hot semen shot." It's good luck.

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot!

::TETRIS::

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot!

by M. Dogman March 30, 2010

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semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

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semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

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semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005

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Semedar

Semedar is a pseudonym. It's main user (and perhaps it's only user) is a person named Victor Villa. He came upon this name back when EQ was big. Ever since he used this pseudonym everywhere he went. You can just Google "Semedar" and 99% of the matches are from him. Often abbreviated "Seme" (Sem-e)

Person: Hey Seme (or Semedar) wanna go to Bill Millers?
Semedar: Sure.

by Semedar February 8, 2010

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