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Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay
Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay
by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021
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sensory rape

Large blockbuster movies make full advantage of all senses to literally perform a sensory rape on their audience, to make sure it stimulates people enough to go watch the film, regardless of how shit the story probably is.
I just watched the Terminator 3 trailer at the imax and I got a right royal sensory raping.

I was sensory raped by the new Batman Forever trailer
by bobbylocksville May 21, 2009
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Heartbeat Sensor

A bullshit attachment that noobs use when playing Call Of Duty. In case you never played the game, it sticks out of your primary weapon and red dots flash on it when an opponent is near. When using a weapon with a heartbeat sensor attached, the user will usually camp in a corner of a room and watch it closely until someone comes close so they can easily kill their opponent. In my opinion, it is a more annoying attachment than the noob tube.
Stru: WTF! How the hell did he know I was there?! I didn't know it was possible to screen watch online!

Bryan: Nah, man. Calm your nuts. It was just another noob and his heartbeat sensor.
by NotMattStru January 23, 2010
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senesophilia

One who intimately desires those who are at least 5-10+ years older than them; antonym of pedophilia.
Maybel is a senesophilic because she 25 and dating Rick who's 34. She's a believer in senesophilia.
by JL.amir July 14, 2009
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proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...
As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.
by igottago... July 29, 2011
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sensorship

A misspelling of "censorship" made by a cheap disgrace of a British "company" that sells Windows 12.
company: "no sensorship with our rebanded router"
Micheal MJD: "you fucking retard, this has to be in the dictionary."
by Benook February 23, 2021
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sensory break

people with autism take sensory breaks to calm themselves
Austin has autism he takes sensory breaks to help calm down
by Backstroke swimmer 24 April 10, 2017
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