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Sesame Street

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
by Shawn B. July 14, 2003
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Sesame Street

While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
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Sesame Street

While dressed up as Elmo, you shit and piss in a girl's mouth and vagina and engage in mutual masturbation with her boyfriend before slicing his dick off. Then, you take some of the boy's blood and pour it in the girl's vagina. You must then make your way to the nearest preschool, carrying the severed dick and the naked girl with you. While you're at it, you must ask the youngest child vaguely sexual questions and, when everyone least expects it, you hijack the teacher's computer to play snuff films, strip the girl naked, rub the severed penis in everyone's faces, and violently rape everyone in sight. Make sure you have the whole thing on tape.
After doing the Sesame Street with a girl and some kids, I got out of the preschool and made a run for it, knowing damn well the cops would be onto me.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
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sesame street sex

The act of putting on a tivo'd sesame street episode to distract the kiddies long enough for the adults to go have sex.
After we feed the kids lunch, lets have some sesame street sex.
by Spike O'Malley January 10, 2008
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Sesame Street Special

I heard John's kid let loose a Sesame Street Special all over him last night.
by chrominian January 20, 2018
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Sesame Street Double Play

A baseball double play featuring the pitcher (1) throwing to the catcher (2) to get the runner coming home and save a run scored, then throwing to the first-baseman (3) to get the batter moving towards first base.
The Yankees got out of a potential Grand Slam situation with a Sesame Street Double Play to end the 6th inning against Arizona Diamondbacks.
by brockhoward May 2, 2019
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Indiana Hot Sesame Salad

When someone eats Indiana hot sauce, and takes a hot spicy shit; and someone then tosses their salad afterwards
Alex ate Indiana hot sauce and had to take a shit, the Alyssa wanted to eat his ass without knowing. Alyssa just had a Indiana Hot Sesame Salad
by SpartenR17 July 9, 2022
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