Simone

She has high intellect and muscial talent, gorgeous but among others does not believe so, can be socially awkward and timid due to doubting herself, wastes time on Tumblr but manages to get more work done than her peers. Other words to describe her is wonderful, amazing, silly, and weird (in a good way).

Anyone lucky enough to come across this kind of Simone and befriend her should know that its an honour. Simone can be decisive with her friends.

Simone is mature in all senses and can blend into a younger environment or adult environment. She has many goals and dreams, but always has an idea for her near future.

She is wise beyond her years and is loved by everyone for her beautiful nature.

Simone has brown hair with brown eyes, and had (:P) an olive-y skin tone.

Is simone

by #YOLOSWAG May 6, 2013

Semenema

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.

Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."

by gutterwater March 14, 2009

Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney

"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"

by otymartin October 4, 2016

Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.

*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica

by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008

Simone

Simone is a bad ass bitch and hella fine. She is short, brown hair, brown skin, and fiioooonnne!!!!!! Every guy wants her because she's tough and cute what else can you ask for in a girl. She's is a very private person though she knows how to fight and will protect all of her friends guys or girls she will fight you so run!!!!! A Simone has a split personality she can be the goofer of the century but wen its time to get serious she get serious. A Simone is literally the best person to be friends with

guy 1: Simone so mean but fine

guy 2: Yeah it so weird

by Her BFFF December 20, 2018

Symone

A awesome, cool, sexy, nice, fun, loving, girl, she would make the best girl friend, and or best friend!

Symone is my best friend and the best one too!

by dudde.... September 5, 2011

Sámone

A Sámone is such a genuine and loving person. Sámone is always so fun to be around and her laugh is contagious. Sometimes when Sámone laughs she snorts which is the cutest thing about her laugh. Sámone is such a giver and has a passionate soul. There is so much to her that people die to learn more about her personality. A Sámone will make a god awful day amazing. A Sámone is in love with turtles, Alaska and Mount Everest. Sámones are delightful partners in a relationship. They keep you guessing and always keep the relationship eventful with their jokes and playful teasing. She is also an amazing lover once you get her out her shell;) and has the body of a GODDESS!

Bob: I really hope I marry this amazing girl Sámone!

Joe: You wish bro she is such a goddess and genuine person to be around!

by RealLiver May 13, 2018