YouTube selfish

The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.

This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.

This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"

by EZLN¡yaBasta! May 26, 2015

Selfish

When Andrew doesn't share his marinara sauce.

That cracker Andrew is selfish.

by MoonCricket77 February 3, 2020

Selfish tea

The act of making a cup of tea for oneself within a workplace, whilst completely disregarding any other employees who may also want a tea.

Hey look Jim has made another selfish tea! What a dick.

by Snack! September 19, 2011

Selfish fucker

When a male and a female have sex and the man cums first then just ends the session of intercourse without even trying to soldier on and give his partner any sort of orgasm.

'He's a right selfish fucker'

by Tommehhh February 20, 2009

selfitis

Obsessive compulsive desire to take one's photos and post them on social media

Those who take selfies often have selfitis

by royysh April 25, 2014

selflish

To do something selfless for selfish reasons.

John is so selflish, the only reason he helps out at the soup kitchen is because he wants to get in Jane's pants.

by DampeS8N April 30, 2008

passive selfish

Being selfish in an unobvious and sneaky way.

“Britney is being passive selfish when she purposely buys that disgustingly healthy kombucha ice cream so no one dares to eat it - she wants it all for herself.”

by 0abs March 25, 2023