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The act of making a cup of tea for oneself within a workplace, whilst completely disregarding any other employees who may also want a tea.
Hey look Jim has made another selfish tea! What a dick.
by Snack! September 18, 2011
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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