Sifty Junior

A male who moaps aruond drunk unsuspecting woman, prying them with alcohol in exchange for sex. This species is an understudy of Sifty Senior, and thus does not have the full array of sifting tactics and approaches as his elder mentor at this time, but will develop these over time.

"Check it out, Sifty Junior is sifting around those Desi girls. He isn't doing the Deluxe Sifty Senior Speical though"

by Siftster September 7, 2006

Seft

Used to describe someone who has a boner in Farsi (Persian).

Friend- Bro! Did you have a fun time with Leila the other day?

Me- Lol yeah man! I was seft the whole time.

by Ryanvee13 June 6, 2017

sifty

Dodgy, shifty, suspect. Or as a verb: to lurk in a public place ie a bar or club.

Man, that dude at the bar looks really sifty.
Check out that dude sifting in the corner.

by Gibbonsausage May 16, 2004

Seft

-To be in an excited mental and physical state.
-Often times in reference to a boisterous and disorderly conduct often denoted with a straight raised arm that is slapped.

Peter: Ready to go downtown tonight Paul?
Paul: Yeah dude, SEFT!

Peter: Did you see those FINE Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders?
Paul: SEFT!!!!!

by Kosmeekh January 16, 2009

softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.

"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"

by Jundo April 13, 2014

Softyoog

softyoog is a famous tik toker that is obsessed with wanting to look at Min Yoongi from the famous boy group BTS. softyoog has stated wanting to work for Famous Idol Yoongi to wash his smexy "baguette feet". If that's not what you call a good fan, idk what is. Softyoog has recently gotten married to a very special and lucky person by the name of Sugarmaid.

by yoongisstrandofleghair May 23, 2021

Someone should hire softyoog. Perhaps someone by the name of Min Yoongi. I'm so happy softyoog is married to sugarmaid.

by yoongisstrandofleghair May 28, 2021

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019