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Sealioning

Trolling, which trolls call "Trying to engage in a controversial yet civil debate and requesting evidence from someone who refuses to provide such evidence to back up their claims." In short, sealioning is a form of censorship, in which case the trolls aim to exhaust free speech -- and if people block the toxic trolls, said trolls will just open up new accounts in the hope of making people be silent.

Used to accurately describe trolls who "request evidence" of things that any SINCERE person could just Google themselves, if they SINCERELY wanted to know anything. But this is simply not their true intent. They have been trained to exhaust any actual civil debate by popping up like a loud sea lion to frustrate and annoy people into not talking about things which offend said sealions.

"Sealioning" as a term is used to point out trolls' dishonesty by putting the blame where it belongs, on the one troll who tries to shout down SINCERE conversations by calling their trolling "debate."
Troll A : Can you give me a link to a study or article that validates your claim ?
Person A : Do you really need a study that validates my statement that water is wet? This sealioning is appallingly pathetic.
Person B : I have touched water, and it is indeed wet.
Troll A : Prove it !
Every rational person: Why do you feel it necessary to spend so much of your life sealioning? All you're doing is proving that no amount of "evidence" can sway you.
by the modhatter June 3, 2023
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Sealing

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.
Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?
by Tribert November 13, 2011
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Selia

Selia is the most kind, beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. Though she may have attitude at time she will always love you. A Selia tends to fall in love to early and will hold on too that. If you ever date a Selia make sure to show her that you love her and let her know she means the world to you. A Selia knows what she wants and is never afraid to speak her mind. She also tends to overthink to often whether it is about a boy family school or herself. Above all else Selia is an amazing great lovable and sweet person who you should keep in your life forever.
I want to be friends with Selia
by Antony0975 November 29, 2018
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Pussy Seeking Missile

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.
Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!
by Matt Heston March 23, 2008
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seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.
Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?
by flyingdog April 6, 2008
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Sealioning

Sealioning is a term used to describe the actions of villains who demand "citations" for things that are prima facie true, in an attempt to harass and silence facts that give them cognitive dissonance.

As you can see on this very page of definitions, conservatives will even Sealion the term "Sealioning," because it diminishes their capacity to use this fascist tactic.
Person 1: An orange is an orange.
Troll 1: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Troll 2: Yeah, if you can't provide a link to prove that an orange is an orange, we own the libs once again!
Person 2: Don't worry, they're just Sealioning you. They're either bots, or just morons.
by the modhatter May 9, 2023
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