seconteen

Twelve (12). Used, as an alternate word, by those who wish to rid the English-speaking number system of remnants of an extinct base-12 number system and de-anomalise the ubiquitous base-10 (decimal) system.

See firsteen

"Seconteen months hath one year", quoth Wittingstein. "And twice seconteen maketh one day", addeth Kant. "Of that we can both be sure!"

by Tom Christmas February 18, 2004

secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.

Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.

by Chris Kipp July 25, 2007

Secondhand Sunscreen

Secondhand sunscreen is the unwanted spray of sunscreen you receive from the a**hole who uses the whole can of sunscreen on themselves.

I was at the beach and I was about to apply sunscreen, when the guy next to me unloaded his can all over himself thus getting me. I didn't need sunscreen because he got me too. Talk about secondhand sunscreen.

by which hunt? September 7, 2010

Secondhand Annoyed

When a listener becomes annoyed by the content revolving around the content and/or protagonist of a story, when in fact, they were not an original witness.

I heard a story about how this little punk in my friend's class reminded the teacher to collect the homework. I instantly got secondhand annoyed and wanted to pound his bitch ass.

by Sassy Sparkle Princess February 12, 2013

secondhand serenade

A very kickass acoustic/rock/emo band. It is a one man band led by John Vesely.

Your Call is a song by Secondhand Serenade

by xSecondhand Serenadex :] June 29, 2006

Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.

Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

by CCRfromAFFY May 16, 2010

secondhand cum

When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well

I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!

by thirstypeach April 23, 2019