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Bike stealer

WTF that's my bike! That nigger is a bike stealer!
by Fernando Leon February 18, 2011
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Sevler

The act of going to 7-11 with Hitler but you accidentally kill another 6 million Jews on the way there
Male 1: Oh fuck I did a Sevler through that Jewish orphanage!
Hitler: Oh jew!
by Lord_Trollman October 9, 2018
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salernitana man

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B
after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man
by mcera May 27, 2021
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Sellers Effect

When, in a memory, one's friend is replaced by one's romantic partner.
"My girlfriend was telling me about this John Cale album I think you'd like."
"Are you joking? I was the one who told you about Paris 1919. You're a victim of the Sellers Effect."
by Neil Porkchop October 4, 2023
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crush stealer

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you
Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID
by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015
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Indian Seller

A person who proposes that you buy something from them, but upon agreeing to buy, loses all interest in selling their item.

Similar to the definition "Indian Giver" however there was nothing that had been exchanged in this instance.

Typically people who do this have no male genitalia, and abuse the item that they possess by dowsing them in semen...In these instances you're better off keeping your money upon a time comes that you can actually buy an item that isn't riddled with baby batter.
Here is an example, with a name typical of an Indian seller.

David Gregson: "Do you want to buy my iphone?"

Awesome Guy: "Yes"

David Gregson: "I don't want to sell it anymore, I still haven't finished dowsing it in semen"

Awesome Guy: "F**K*NG INDIAN SELLER!"

David Gregson: "Call me names as much as you want, I cant hear you whilst I'm fornicating with my item"
by Potential Buyer October 11, 2012
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signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.
"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006
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