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Seal

1. when a fat guy bangs a girl and the blubber engulfs her.

AKA Sealing, Getting Sealed and Seal-time.
girl 1 : how was the guy you brought back last night?

girl 2 : im not gonna lie, it was like proper sealing.

EG. I just got sealed big time.
by myadiayollym June 2, 2009
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Sealing

A feeling that occurs after someone remembers something they couldn't remember for a short or long time. It's when you get that comfortable, settling feeling in your stomach after figuring something out. It's that epiphany or sudden realization.
"I couldn't figure out who else had been in that movie. After going through a bunch of actors in my mind that didn't seem right to me, I thought of Johnny Depp. That was it! A sealing feeling overcame me."
by Katie K. July 1, 2008
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Seal

when someone has anal sex they get there seal busted and then are now called a seal
That dude is a seal, he got fucked in the ass.

Joey is a rainbow seal.
Chris is a wet seal.
B-seal.
by joeyisarainbowseal May 2, 2009
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Sealed

1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.
1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.
by J.W. May 13, 2005
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Seal

Seal (Adjective): A person who fails so badly at day to day conversation that speaking to them is like listening to a seal fall down some stairs.

Sealing (Verb): A person who repeatedly behaves in a manner towards member's of the opposite sex in a manner that could be deemed pathetic or desperate and/or someone who lies to make themselves look good but fails miserably.
Seal (Adjective): "Omg look at that seal in it's fire trap top.
Seal (Verb): "for god sake, Michael Davies is over there sealing again!"
by Michael Davies the III October 19, 2012
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Sealing

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.
Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.
by Gutbang November 16, 2011
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Seal

The male version of a bird. A treesh. A whore. A slut. Promiscuous. If used to describe a girl , it’s even more of an insult.

“That bitch is a seal” a new level of birdtivities is activated. The ultimate grimey treesh.

Sb: none of you bitches better steal my word either I created this shit - alexya c.
Tia: girl you fw jay ?
Tamera: hell no are you dumb he’s a seal

Tia: i should’ve known, he be posting porn mood pics on snap
by LexCee Ca$h December 1, 2020
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