Skip to main content

Seattle Seahawks

Created as an expansion team in 1976, the Seahawks put up decent numbers in the 1980s with 5 playoff berths under long time quarterback Dave Krieg. However, the team struggled for many years during the 1990s. After a division crown in 1988, they failed to make the playoffs again until 1999. In recent years, the team has been much better with 3 straight playoff berths and an amazing offense. This past season in 2005, the team made the Super Bowl for the first time. However, they ended up on the losing end of the game, as the Steelers took the championship.
"The Seattle Seahawks, the league's leading offense, scores just 10 points in the Super Bowl, as the Steelers take home their 5th title."
by Sports Info July 6, 2006
mugGet the Seattle Seahawks mug.

Seahawked

When the grossly over-favored team or player in a match becomes the recipient(s) of a historical butt-whoopin that will echo through history.
"Damn, Skeeter Peyton is White Girl Wasted!"

"Yeah, he just not used to Gettin Seahawked!"
by rskohawk February 4, 2014
mugGet the Seahawked mug.

Seahawks

A kick ass team with the most dedicated fans. The real winners of Superbowl 40.
The Seahawks kick ass!!
by nb2412 October 16, 2011
mugGet the Seahawks mug.

Sexhawk

a moehawk that has not been spiked up with gel, but is left free so one my grab onto, and pull during sexual activity.
"oh baby, that's so hot!"
grabs sexhawk.
by GoddessMadelyn May 11, 2006
mugGet the Sexhawk mug.

seahawks

team that has only 2 playoff berths in the last 13 years; usually blows it; however, they kick ass this year
The Seahawks will be good this year, i guarantee it.
by 000 October 16, 2003
mugGet the seahawks mug.

Seahawks Fan

Definitions:

1-Someone who believes that NFC Championships are just as valuable as Superbowl wins.
2-Someone who explains losses by claiming that their team has to play the refs in addition to the opposing team.
3-Someone from Kent who when given the team color choices of blue, white, and neon green, chooses to wear the neon green...Also, likely overweight.
4-Someone who wants the ball and is going to score.
5-Someone who believes that the reason the Seahawks weren't good in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 is because Matt Hasselbeck got hurt.
6-Someone who listens to, respects, and believes Softy Mahler is logical.
7-Someone who doesn't care about statistics.
8-Someone who gets more excited about false starts than touchdowns.
9-Someone who loses.
10-Someone who doesn't think there's any reason why the Seahawks don't go 14-2 this season.
11-Someone who has a selective memory that spans the years 2003-2007.
12-Someone who thinks they came up with the term "12th man" despite Texas A&M coining the term 55 years before Seattle had a football team.
13-Someone who calls Shaun Alexander a bum while wearing a #37 jersey.
14-Someone who refers to their players strictly by their first names.

ex)Matthew, Lofa, Julius...
Seahawk fan-"We would have gone 14 and 2 if only Matthew didn't get injured."

Good Fan-"Arg, you're a real Seahawks Fan aren't you?"
----
Seahawk Fan-"We would've won if it was 11 on 11... since they had the refs, it was 12 on 11."

Good Fan-"That Seahawk Fan won't stop complaining about Superbowl XL."
----
Seahawk Fan-"Yeah! False start! Seahawk Fans strike again!"

Other Seahawk Fan-"We are totally the 12th man!"
by heyyyo! September 22, 2009
mugGet the Seahawks Fan mug.

Seahawks

Anonymous 1: Fuck you bitchis

Anonymous 2: Fuck you
Anonymous 3: Fuck your mother
Anonymous 4: Fuck you both
Seahawks fan: I love the Seahawks!
by bingzigeegeea April 28, 2022
mugGet the Seahawks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email