The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

T-slutting

Verb
-The act of being a woman in a state of semi-nudity, not wearing any bra or panties, while wearing a man’s t-shirt.

I could not contain my raging boner because my girl was t-slutting around the apartment again.

by Bananaslug3 July 19, 2010

settling soulmates

the person you were meant to settle for

I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.

by Oh My Godric July 27, 2010

Spittling

When you are talking to someone and drool collects in the corners of the mouth, causing it to either be sucked back in awkwardly or result in "say it don't spray it"

I was talking to that hot chick, And i was nervous and talking kinda fast. I was spittling so bad.

by Mandifer December 9, 2014

T Scotting

(verb.)
When one pulls an extreme amount of bitches.
This also includes getting money.

Bob: Hey bro I was just T Scotting
Mike: Damn bih you must have pulled mad bitches
Bob: hell yeah

by asereht5 December 11, 2013

sputting

Sputting (Verb) spu tɪŋ

meaning "to Sputt"

to imitate sputt to the point of indistinguishability on a molecular level

see john over there? he's not good at sputting.

by sbot50 February 18, 2021

Skittling

To troll sexually.

Skittler "Hey there, bisexual huh? Does that mean... sexual twice?"

Skittlee *Feels violated*

Outside Source "Wow you da best at skittling mayne. You definitely deed it, you skittled her good."

by dat book November 10, 2010