ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.

T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.

by burrman23 April 6, 2010

Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words

Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON

by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018

Simpleton

A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.

Also known as a “simp”.

“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”

“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”

“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”

by Wordy Wendy August 14, 2018

Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Simpleton of Wellington

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

by The imple December 17, 2019

simpleton

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.

My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.

by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011

stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006