Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

scruple

to ejaculate or defacate on ones face

I scrupled on that bitches face like a toaster strudel.

by matt February 28, 2005

scrumless

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

Scrupledonia

Scrupledonia, a land where freedom is free. A place in your mind and in reality. Where the only currency primium

This life sucks and my worries overwhelm, so I'm headed to Scrupledonia for awhile.

by Pr1ncessBrat June 21, 2021

Scruple

A scruple is weight equal to 20 grains or 1.296 grams, used by apothecaries

I have only got one scruple because I snorted the rest

by Peculiar Musings June 2, 2022