scrump

to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;

we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.

by might. May 13, 2005

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!

by bread infection January 1, 2006

scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

by scrumpy October 28, 2003

scrump

Scrump is the short version of the word scrumptious meaning looking good.

Jess was looking scrump today with a capital SCRUMP!

by ushz.cmp May 4, 2011

Scrump

to have sexual intercourse, and/or are "scrumping"

"hey baby wanna scrump?"

by ImSpecialKYo December 7, 2009