Scottie Too Hottie

a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.

Scottie Too Hottie strikes again

by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Scottistentialism

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.

Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

by ScottLord May 5, 2010

Scottish

The accent you think you can do but cannot

Person 1: *bad Scottish accent*
Every Scottish person ever: “No.”

by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe March 14, 2019

scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.

Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!

by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008

Scroticular

of or pertaining to the scrotum

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve

by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003