Scrotius

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC

The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.

by gjw May 13, 2006

scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes

After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014

Nova Scotian Snow Blower

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.

me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

by zspin1 July 14, 2014

Nova Scotia Trench Coat

A Nova Scotia trench coat is where a person is in a comatose state, usually alcohol related, at which point you proceed to remove their trousers, deficate into them, and pull them back on to the original owner.

Person #1: "Hey Bill, I got black out drunk last night and someone shit my pants."
Bill: "Sound like you were the victim of the ol' Nova Scotia trench coat."

by Hunter 21 January 19, 2019

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

scrotal adhesion

Condition occuring when ones scrotum adheres to the side of ones leg, particularly on a hot humid day or after strenuous work. This problem more common to wearers of boxer shorts and summertime Florida residents.

Bob keeps shaking his leg, he must have a case of scrotal adhesion.

by wordman07 May 25, 2007

Scrota Pop

A ballcuzzi using lukewarm soda pop to sink your sack into. The soda's carbonation mixed with the bubbles being blown enhance the sensation to the scrotal zone.

For you ballsy mother fuckers (pause for laughter), try the Scrota Pop with an alka-seltzer...go on...no one's watching....except Jesus.

- Hey man, you wanna come to the Evanescence concert with me tonight?

- Evanescence? Nah dude I've got a can of Strawberry Kiwi Shasta, I think I'm just gonna stay in and enjoy a Scrota Pop tonight. Thanks though.

by Dirty Rogue October 22, 2009