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Screwtinize

An investigation designed to cast dirt upon someone by fabrication of evidence regardless of the accuser being aware of the accused person’s innocence.
“Al Franken decided to resign but everyone knew he was being screwtinized because the attempt to find dirt to doxx him with had already failed miserably.”
by Dexter Methoraphan April 14, 2020
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Screwthepublican

One of many Cronyist Communist's that believe only the most wealthy class is of any value, regardless of the ACTUAL negative impact of their policies they continue brainwashing people into believing that breaking free from their forced slavery is possible knowing they have stolen to much money from circulation for anyone to break free without their assistance.
My governor is such a typical Screwthepublican, he passed a new law giving govt employees (male and female) paid maternity leave funded by tax payers who won't have a job after taking 4 weeks off unpaid for the same reason.
by NeighborhoodJunkyHater July 29, 2022
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screentime

if you have over 15+ hours on this, you're crazy frfr.
boy: what's ur screentime?

girl: erm.. 17 hours. why?

boy: tf, what do u possibly do on your phone all that time??
by ykifw808 April 13, 2023
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Screwdiver

A screwdiver, is a tool used for underwater diving to fasten or unfasten screws, typically on equipment or structures such as boats, docks, or underwater infrastructure.
John went to fasten a loose screw under his boat with a screwdiver.
by MikeXx1998xX April 4, 2024
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screwviens toi

Your nostalgic remembrance of your ability to consume content like brain rot media, violent video games, or movies rated PG-13/R at a sleepover, even though your parents don't usually allow at your own home. This term is derived from the combination between the Urban Dictionary slang "screwveneer" and the French phrase "souviens toi," meaning "remember," reflecting the shared initials with "screen time," which parents also often limit at your own home.
Every time I think about how we snuck in those R-rated movies during sleepovers, I get a wave of screwviens toi—it was the best part of being a kid!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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screentime

A third-party accessory that makes childhood do no longer look like childhood anymore — it's akin to the third-party mod "Ultimate Immersion" that make Minecraft do no longer look like Minecraft. BTW, the "vanilla", unmodded version of childhood consists of doing sports, playing outside, reading physical books, and hanging out with friends.
With all this screentime, my kids barely know what a real childhood looks like anymore!
by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025
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