Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005

screensaver

A term used by newbs/noobs to describe an OS wallpaper

(at a school computer) Billy! DON'T change the screensaver!!

by pmarriott May 22, 2008

Screenhack

To sneak a peak at an opponent's screen, when competing in a multi-player, online environment, e.g. Call of Duty, in order to find out where they are so you can go shoot them. Screenhackers are the subject of much finger-pointing and deriding upon discovery.

John: "You're looking at my screen you cheating son of a wh*re"

Fred: "No I didn't, I was just checking my watch"

John: "I so caught you screenhacking!"

by Pukezilla January 8, 2011

screenwipe

Used to denote that someone, or what someone is saying, needs a reality check.

"I know that you had something to do with the items missing from my room"

"SCREENWIPE, You know I had nothing to do with that, as I was out of the house at the time your stuff went missing"

by 5by5 July 15, 2005

The Screensaver

This is a sexual move in wich the girl is giving the guy oral and he gives her a facial, Then he takes a computer moniter and wacks her in the face multiple times.

Person 1: So how was that screen saver last night??

Person 2: mumble........

Person 1: What did you just say??.......WACK!!!!

Person 2: .... WOW you would do The Screensaver to me again!

by Mario : ) May 19, 2010

Going Screensaver

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”

by weisneja June 8, 2012

screenbarf

The entering a superfluous amount of information into a system where the resulting outcome is minute and not in proportion to the input provided.

"The sign-up page asks for all this screenbarf just to give me a stupid four-character password!"

by chris kalbfleisch September 6, 2007