Scraggle punch

A term used to denote a dissheveled appearance that often accompanies a series of misfortunes such as to constitute a "bad day."

"Woah, what happened to you, you looked like you just got scraggle punched!"
"Man, the boss really scraggle punched your ass at the meeting today!"

by Amber Burke December 19, 2006

scrange

(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.

(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.

(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.

(1) A: Yeah, I had a row with my girlfriend.

B: And it rained all day.

C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.

A, B and C: Scraaaange!

(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.

(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.

by scranged May 29, 2011

Stranglefuck

1.) The act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of orgasm in order to heighten the sexual thrill. Extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic practitioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.

2.) An effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome bitch.

1.) Whoa! I stranglefucked Britany the other night, and I came in her like a firehose, Dude. She freaked at first but now she wants to do it.

2.) I'd like to stranglefuck that stuck-up cunt and nut in her eye.

by Dr. Diddle April 14, 2005

Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

Scraggle Daggle

Daggle for short.
Lower class, Trashy, Dysfunctional female (mostly used to describe a Black female).

The vast majority of Black females are Scraggle Daggles.

by Truism the StormCrow August 1, 2022

Scrungler

Someone who can look the future in the eye and stare it down. Someone who can cry and not be ashamed. Someone who would go to hell and back on a dare. Someone who isn’t afraid to be vulnerable because they know that they aren’t alone. This word embodies the essence of that one friend group you had in high school.

That person just helped a friend out of a lot of depression. What a scrungler

by music man 69 October 16, 2023

kenzo strangler

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.

uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler

by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011