Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

by THE JOLF October 16, 2009

scandle

is a term for when someone tries to be "cool" at myspace but expodentially fails.

kidfresh: hey did you see that lame bulletin scandle posted?

Alex: unfortunatly, your way better than him at myspace

by kidFRESH April 29, 2008

Scandle

A candle that is of scandalous nature such as those moulded into erotic forms or displayed inappropriately.

Did you see that scandle Oskar had alight in his window? Shocking!

by RAmor January 31, 2015

straddled

When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.

Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.

by heyyy98 May 24, 2015

feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011

scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts

Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.

by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017

Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.

Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.

by TheCroatian February 2, 2009