Sea Urchin Scramble

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).

I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.

by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006

Scrapple Flaps

Used as a pejorative term for labia. More specifically, it's best used when describing sloppy, hangy labia. Also, can be used to describe any type of hanging portion of genitalia or even anal labia. Named after the Pennsylvania "meat" product known to be a mixture of byproducts.

Nate: Hey man, that chick is hot.

Boopy: Yea she is, but I boned her once and she had some gnarly Scrapple Flaps. You'll wanna make the light off.

by theDago October 20, 2011

Scrambled egg baby

When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%

My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.

by Skyblue77 May 7, 2021

Scramble her eggs

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.

She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!

by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022

calf scramble

big mess; i.e. clusterfuck. In many rodeos, there is often a calf scramble competition, where a herd of calves and a larger horde of teenagers are let loose in a ring. The teens try to catch, halter, and coax the calf into an area in the ring. Catching a calf usually wins you money towards the purchase of an animal to raise and return to the next year's stock show.

Joan: How's the P&G project?
Tom: We don't have data, the analysts are on vacation, and the client wants to move up the deadline. It's a total calf scramble right now.

by charliebrown0718 January 15, 2010

Kentucky scramble

The act of cracking an egg into a woman's vagina and fucking her so god damn hard that the friction and heat cooks the egg into nice, warm, delicious scrambled eggs.

"hey sweetie I'm really hungry"
"OK, want some scrambled eggs?"
"Lets go do a Kentucky scramble bitch"

by riybear July 12, 2015