A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
Get the scooter-excuse mug.The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.
person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."
person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."
person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."
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Better known as a convicted perjurer who obstructed a federal investigation into the disclosure of a CIA agent.
Better known as a convicted perjurer who obstructed a federal investigation into the disclosure of a CIA agent.
by Gabong October 20, 2008
Get the Scooter Libby mug.A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.
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i.e. "I don't remember getting home last night, I must have caught the
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beer scooter".
by Karlito April 20, 2003
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