Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Stoney Mcboney

a big time stoner
some one that is always high

Davis is always faded man he's a stoney mcboney

by TakeAHitBrah24 May 5, 2009

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

scopey whale

Someone who has eaten so much they can no longer move.

Bernie just ate an entire bag of pick and mix. What a scopey whale.

by Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln February 8, 2008