Judy Scuffer

Police lady

Yeah, had to bail last night, bizzies showed up and a few judy scuffers

by scouseyawool August 18, 2009

Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.

Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.

by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011

scuffer

Derogatory term: One who shares similarities to vagrants such as mannerisms, smell, meths/White Lightning consumption or behaviour.

That Dave is a right scuffer.

by Mister_Douve May 6, 2003

scoffed

stole, five finger discount, took without asking

“I scoffed that from the variety store” “ I scoffed them from my sister’s closet“.

by noty2me January 4, 2020

scuffer

What we used to call chavs

Jeez, Yatesy's a right scuffer and no mistake

by Stevatron DX 1000 August 18, 2004

Scoffee

To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.

The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"

Wilson: "Sorry boss."

The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"

Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."

The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"

by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003