Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

splurge

to ejaculate and evacuate

matt splurged on natalie last night

by epic_gamer123 January 16, 2019

sclarge

When you see Large Man, specifically of white descent who supports West Ham Football Club.

Is that tubby sclarge?

by Sora2Kashy March 24, 2022

Splurge

to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.

damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.

by Key compton May 13, 2005

Zerg scourge

1.Fast and small suicidal Zerg air unit from the blizzard games, Starcraft and Broodwar.
2. Carrier/Battlecruiser Killers
3.The unit you wish you'dve built a few of when you have 9 Carriers tearing your Hydralisks to shreds.

I wasted my Zerg scourge on an observer. I'm stupid.

by Turio June 11, 2006

Slurge

The grease puddle left over on your breakfast plate after eating. Is usually composed of bacon fat, yolk, toast sweat and whatever combination of hot sauces and ketchup you use.

Most often occurs in inexpensive diners.

Wow, that slurge puddle is epic. Give me your toast, I want to soak that bad boy up.

by BreakfastConnoisseur June 20, 2010